MY CONNECTION IS DOING 10.10K/SEC!!! HOLY FUCKING GOD ON A STICK, HIDE IS LOOKING DOWN FROM THE HEAVENS AND SMILING UPON ME!

i must exploit this for all it's worth. truely, this has never happened before. i look down, and notice that pinkspider~extended version is downloading pretty damn fast. and that the little number at the top says 10.10K. and that i suddnly, in my moment of supreme and ultimate joy, have the desire to take out my energy by killing justin, except i can't find him.

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All is not THAT shibby, as when i went cupboard-diving for food because our fridge is empty and pretty lonely looking, i find my box of ritz crackers and happily crack into the last half of the last package, which promptly crumbles to cracker dust the second i touch it. it was truely as if each cracker had been linked to a mini self destruct device that was tripped as soon as i touched them. it was a little weird, but i prevailed by grabbing a hand full and holding them over Monster's cage so that i wouldn't have to vaccumm because i really hate that.

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i will win this streamload battle yet! the only crappy thing is that i can't remember from where did i find all those mp3s in the first place? I distinctly remember a really really good message board and a page that was ALL requests and they filled em up right away and it was just AWESOME beyond belief and i wanted to go back and get their SADS and sex machineguns and some psycho le cemu stuff BUT i can't remember for the life of me where the hell i found it!! CURSES AND A BLOODY HALF!!

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MONSTER UPDATE

He sits around all day in his little tunnel thing making weird noises. I had to take his water away at night, when he emerges. grr. mimi says he's masterbating in there. That made me wonder how the hell they made up the word "masterbate", which i can't even spell because i haven't done any SAT practice books yet. grr

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THE JUSTICE HOLE; STANDBY FOR SUPER CREDITS -

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