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<<11.08.03 10:38>>
satan uses my kitchen


My kitchen is like Satans toilet. seriously. my dad conured up this absolutely foul lentil soup that smells like death, and is slowly extending it's tendrils up doom around the house. I, being the helpful person I am, went out to Home Depot to purchase a part to fix the broken garbage disposal [the logic being that i could discreetly schluff lentil soup into the disposal at my leisure and thus kill off everything faster]. And, in typical Home Depot fashion, there was not a single sales person to be found. I literally trotted down the aisle after a rapaidly running-away employee, yelling "EXCUSE ME! HELP!" at obnoxiioiusly loud levels. He didn't even look back. I wound up spending 4 bucks on the first thing i found that looked like it could work. It of course, was the wrong part. It wasn't even remotely close to being somewhat right, not even if you squinted at it.

had a funkaloid dream where I played slot machines [and won $1 and was uuber happy], got in a huge barfight and won, and then went to church with my mom and justin and marino and there was this giant inflateable lawn snowman that i saw at Menards...

Reading this online comic, "Lean on me", which centers around a crosdressing guy [who even gets fake boobs] and the one reject girl with a bump on her nose that befriends him and eventually dates/has sex in a closet with him. Also, there is the quasi-evil lesbian chick who likes both of them, but winds up dating the OTHER male-to-female crosdresser, who doesn't want anyone to know she is one. It's like a giant lesbian comic, except not, and all the characters have noses so pointy you could pop a balloon on them, and then go ski-jumping. It's disturbing, to say the least.

http://oop-ack.com/

Oop-ack!!

~shuu


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