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<<12.18.03 10:02>> so getting fries at wendy's at 9:45 pm is kind of a crapshot. on one hand, you could get a nice pipin' hot batch o' fries, as they just whipped up some yumyums and nobody has stopped by to purchase them yet. on the other hand, you could find yourself stuck with a festering box of anti-fries, the fries that sort of sat around all day and nobody bought them so they sell them to the late-night people like shuu who are too out of it to care. but luckily, today i got a batch fresh off the griddle [though as far as i know they don't cook fries on a griddle. in fact, i'm not entirely sure what a griddle is, exactly. it sounds like something out of Paul Bunyon] that woke me up quite nicely. if there was an update to the Headless Horseman, it would be something like the Headlightless Honda. Or maybe the Honda would have no headlights, just a giant spotlight duct-taped to it's hood? becuase if it only had one headlight, you woulnd' tknow when it was making left turns, and that would be scary, but a giant headlight scares the shit out of most organisms with small brains, i.e. deer, people, martians. it's a puzzlement. - - This is the way we skip and skip, lalala, lalala - THE JUSTICE HOLE; STANDBY FOR SUPER CREDITS - |