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<<06.07.03 1:56>> I have some very disturbing news. The other day, a package arrived for me in the mail. It contained a half-full bag of airline peanuts, a purple sock, and a book entitled "chicken entrails for the determinedly evil soul" Yes, Xellos has died. Those were his personal effects. He died in a turmoil of apathy. I'm sure it was quite tragic. Moving along, summer has arrived. With this great season of no homework comes a bounty of ooodles of joy: mosquitos, yard work, horse manure, and the worst of them all, swimsuit shopping. I'd write a scathing article as to why i hate swimsuit shopping so much, complete with a detailed account of my experience, but the fact of the matter is that i haven't gone yet because a] i'm broke, and b] i'm a chicken. In niftier news, i got my drivers lisence [a few weeks ago] and now have a nifty little chunk of plastic that makes me a certified driving lunatic. however, i don't speed because i'm afriad of high insurance rates [even though i've ran two red lights already] therfore i have the entire population of minnesota and wisconsin driving up my ass. needless to say i spend the majority of my time in the car being pissed off and screaming my lungs out at other people. i also sing, and have eminems "sing for the moment" completely memorized. in a brief burst of enthusiasm and motivation and total complete utter optimism, i got myself a deviantart account. however, it was then that i realized i didn't have anything worth putting up there, and therefore it's empty and abandoned. but wait! actual accomplishment did come, in the form of Jeremy thinking i actually had this mysterious illusion called "Talent", which means he posted two of my articles on his page [http://www.omgjeremy.com] whoot. my ultimate goal was to write an article that he didn't alter to make it more jeremy-esq or whatever [michi had a wonderfully-worded explination for this happenstance, but i have forgotten it] but since he didn't touch my hot chocolate article [mainly because it was crap to begin with] i sort of threw my arms up in the air and went "OI!" like an old jewish woman. and then all my creativity that i supposedly had sort of farted itself off into the distance and rode into the sunset and zooped off into space. lastly, i need to go shave my legs and the top of my feet. ew -shuu - - This is the way we skip and skip, lalala, lalala - THE JUSTICE HOLE; STANDBY FOR SUPER CREDITS - |