I AM GOD OF THE COMPUTER!! IT BOWS DOWN AT MY FEET!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!

Dude. I OWN this computer beyond all reason. It can kiss my ass. I have made it my own. I AM THE ULTIMATE L33T MASTER!!

Ok not really. L33t master is still a long way off. But when you have Mask and raisen d’etre to satisfy your PV cravings YOU CAN GUARENTEE that you are a very happy wombat chuck.

Now if only the stupid camera would stay still long enough for me to get a decent drool at Kaoru, shit would be cool. But you can barely see Totchi at all in Rd’etre! WAAAAAAAAHHH!! HARA TOSHIMASA!!! YOU ARE SO NON-EXISTING IN DA VIDEO!! BOOOOOOO!!

Bwa. Bwa. Bwahahahaha.

Life is feeling so phucking good right about now. I wrote 2 pages worth of my Catcher essay....shit I gotta finish that and do F451 before....Well, I’d like to get them done by Wednesday morning so I can proof them (watch my printer commit suicide Weds. evening and me freak out) damn things due thrus. goddamn school....

I GET TO GO BUY SOCKS TOMORROW!! YATTA AND A HALF!!

Seriously. I’m excited about buying socks. Quite literally thrilled.

No really, I’m not kidding.

I think if that someone handed me an eyeball on a fork, and there was a little bit of eyeball muscle hanging off the back, I still wouldn’t eat it. Not even a taste. It’d be something to see though.

Tomorrow I am going to eat -- nada. And chicken for supper. Just to see if I can. Like, how loud will I complain throughout the whole day? Probably pretty loud. I took 2 walks today.

I was watching this thing, Sex2K on VH1 -- the first one was about goth sex which I caught the end of -- dude, it was pretty fucked up right there. I saw the part of this goth couple where the guy got 6 silver rings put in his back, and the chick got her boobs pierced. First off, thats phucking nasty, totally not-something-to-do-today shit, and second, they’re alternately gasping in pain and nattering on about the spiritual affinity they now share with eachother based on these piercings.

Shit, dude.

The second one was about escorts -- which included this male escort getting arrested for prostitution. They never used the word “gay” in that, which made me realize that i never say gay anymore. ever. it’s yaoi, which doesn’t even mean the same thing. But still, in MxM, “yaoi” flies from my mouth faster than anything else. Weird, ne?

I read this really good YoshikixShinyaxDie (with kyo watching mwahahahahaha) that zan pointed out and then i was thinking....what da hell? why am I reading this? I don’t even get off to this, so why the hell? And then I was thinking, what do you classify this as? If someone called it ‘gay porn’, the first thing I would say would be “no, it’s hentai.” it’s not porn. but then isn’t that what hentai means? i mean, “perverted” but ummm...lost train of thought...shit.

it’s called “Washu is Insanely perplexed so now she goes to download more PVs”

ooooh, guess what! Jikannohizumi.net has the Making of Mizerable!! AAAAGGGHH!! yes, finally got on to jikannohizumi. WHOO-HOO!! i was so ungodly proud of myself. all it took was some seraching and some internet explorer-ing. Now, do I wanna download mizerable or cage? hmm....

Ok, i’m such a dork, I just typed my diaryland name/password into my email and then couldn’t figure out why it didn’t log me in >.< ok NOW we’re in diaryland. to all the people that i know from school -- hi. see you thursday. Now i’m going to ask you WHAT DA FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY DIARY?

now i’m going to move on to a different topic. which is that we’re going to download Tsumi to Batsu....for obvious goddamn reasons. If you don’t know, then you don’t know the songu.

Kiri to mayu is such an awesome song. Kyo is my god. Of course so are Totchi and Kaoru and Die and Shinya and Yoshiki and believe it or not, Emiru. Yes, I’m scared of Emiru and repelled by him [dodges rocks thrown at her head] but DAMN he’s a bitchin’ bass player. Solitude, I listen to way too much. BWAHAHAHAHA. Ok, i’ll end here before I say something supid(er)

-shuu, over and out

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This is the way we skip and skip, lalala, lalala -

THE JUSTICE HOLE; STANDBY FOR SUPER CREDITS -

mumble mice of the fourth planet -

I am the person pouring my beer into your bunny slippers -