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<<07.21.03 3:04>>
sugar coke and all that jazz


yay for us wretched people who can never seem to update nigh once in a blue moon! but fear not, it's not that we've died or suddenly become massively uninterusting people who no longer have any sort of life worth talking about! [nevermind the non-talkitive-ness of said life in the first place]

no, nothing could be further from the truth! the truth is that we were all held at gunpoint for 39 days by international bunny-hugging asbestos-inhaling mutant klingon terrorists! needless to say, 39 days of this became quite tedious, especially when the terrorist had to switch off who was holding us at gunpoint, as their arms got tired rather fast.

how we escaped is actually quite a story: while they involved in the massively elaborate gun-changing ritual, we simply switched their asbestos for powdered sugar, which we had obtained by beating out morse-code SOS's to the ground-dwelling squirrels that lived beneath the terrorist's hideout.

it was actually quite simple


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This is the way we skip and skip, lalala, lalala -

THE JUSTICE HOLE; STANDBY FOR SUPER CREDITS -

mumble mice of the fourth planet -

I am the person pouring my beer into your bunny slippers -

dland