This is one of those insanely stupid songs that you can just love forever and ever and has the most kawaii little tune and music and you just wanna sproink about and throw flower petals and sparkles and kick mimi-feet and sing along.

Which is exactly my mood at the moment. i just feel like to hell with it all and all that stuff that is making me feel horrible -- i’m going to sproink about and DAMN IF YOU’RE GONNA STOP ME!!

with that said, i registered myself and am now the proud mistress of sproink.i8.com, which has nothing there yet because i haven’t made the page yet. but i have the name, which is all that counts.

scott, for some reason, decided it was hit-on-shuu day. now, in case i didn’t tell you about scott, he is this odd guy a grade older than i, who hung around me and katie for a while. his sister is on tennis (as is katie) so he hung around there a lot. today, brian had to work so i was gonna get a ride home with ben, but ben wasn’t at school so i had to fall back on colin (this 7th grade person i use as a last-ditch ride because i bail him out every thursday) which meant i had to wait for an hour until he was picked up. so all of a sudden, despite my acute desire to sproink out to the front enterance and shmooze with justin, i was in the library watching scott do his math homework, because i felt bad for him and couldn’t say no. he spent the entire time dropping hints, especially about sadies dance (for those of you who don’t have a sadies -- it’s a dance where the girls ask the guys and everyone wears matching plaid and it’s a very odd concept) and i patiently informed him that i had never attended a real h-m dance and i wasn’t planning on changing that anytime soon.

of course he doesn’t get it, so being the eternally cruel person i am, i suggested he ask katie (who would kill me if he did, but haha) and that, quoting the immortal Jeff (who had told me to rock on and given me a bit of wisdom in the hallway not 3 minutes eariler) that he should ‘break the system’ and that a guy could ask a girl to sadies if he damn well felt like it. i only said this because i knew katie isn’t gonna ask anyone (she’s shy like me) and it would make her confused/freakedout as hell if scott asked her. but he takes me seriously and asks me to investigate if she’s gonna ask anyone else.

i wonder if i should ask anybody.

yeah, right. even if i wanted to i would never have the guts too. and i’d kill anyone who asked for me, because that just sounds so childish and fake.

so finally i leave the library and go sit in the front entry with lovely couches. and of course, shawn is sitting there bored out of his mind doing nothing. but do i go and sit in that nice little open chair next to him?

of course i dont

soon daine and thad show up, throwing skittles and doing utterly random things with a plastic megaphone, so i was suitably entertained. i made this little oragami box with an osappi-pig in the bottom, that i was gonna drop off with shawn on my way out (if i didn’t chicken out) but then daine decided to try and eat it and then turned it into an oragami rock, so i was saved from that dilemma.

THEN michael shows up (sophmore from my french class) to talk with me and we were having this long involved conversation about stuff, when i saw my ride and bolted for the door.

it was just the most bizzare thing. guys were quite literally ALL OVER THE PLACE but do i get to talk to the ones i really WANT to talk to? no, don’t be seeelly! it was really uuber depressing.

so that was my day. i know it means nothing in the scheme of things, but since i’m a lazy updater from the planet hell, it’s high time that i started doing things in a quasi-regular manner, even if it’s more boring than watching CSPAN for more than 3 seconds at a stretch.

[flurble]

kyo: awwwwwww, I sorry!!

shuu: hey, thanks.

kyo: [stuffs a strawberry-banana starburst in her mouth] don’t mention it!! JUSTIN

shuu: [violent choking] [insert violent choking noises here]

kyo: just kidding

shuu: THAT WASN’T FUNNY!!

xellos: [giggle] oh myyyyy.....

shuu: I’LL SHOW YOU FUNNY YOU BAT-CHUCKING LITTLE SPROGLET!!

mana: violent tendencies make your skin wrinkle

george: [nod-nod]

arashi: [scratches head] my piercings itch

mimi: awww!! da widdle safetey pins!!

kyo: puretttttyy.... [googly eyes]

arashi: ya think? [wink]

kyo: yeah... [bats eyes]

[various smoochies]

george: you backstabbing little prick!!

arashi: if you even THINK of sticking that up my -- OWW!! SHIT!!

kyo/xellos: [giggle]

mana: [wonders where his ice cream went]

levin: [licks ice cream innocently]

tim: [waves oobleck-covered fingers at shuu] guess what I’VE been up to

shuu: you mean DOWN....

justin: [smirk]

mana: [THWAP-THWAP-WHAAAP!!]

justin/kyo/levin: OW!! ITAAAII!!

mimi: justin doesn’t know that word

justin: cars don’t hit justin [a car swerves around him and hits george instead]

george: that was mildly uncomfy

hide: [flies out of the car on the flying nimbus] oopsie

niy: [tackels hide] YOU MAY NEVER NOT EVER PILOT A CAR NEVER YOU HEAR ME!!

elvis: boo-hah!

xellos: [shoots him]

george bush: fool me once....er...

tim: [wipes cornstartch on his shirt] oooooo...

justin: [shoots george w too]

everybody else: [cheers]

justin: [eats gun]

mimi: well THAT was bloody predictable

harvey birdman: indeed!

answer grape: YOU MAY NOT STEAL MY LINES!! [clips wings]

birdman: EEEE!!!

arashi: [eats safetypin]

kyo: no!!! where did it go!??!! [jumps on ms frizzle’s bus and has a magical adventure to retrieve the safetypin from arashi’s digestive tract]

shuu: [pats tummy] i’m hungry, by croikey

so i guess in order TO FILL UP SPACE i shall give you my conversations with justin thus far -- i sent him these four questions:

1] How long is a piece of sting?

2] Do you walk to school or carry your lunch?

3] If a train is going to beat the band, how fast does a squirrell have to run to hear the music?

4] What is the difference bewteen a duck?

This is what he sent back:

QUIZ TIME

1] How long is a piece of sting?

does the string have color?

2] Do you walk to school or carry your lunch?

does the lunch have to be in a paper bag?

3] If a train is going to beat the band, how fast does a squirrell have to run to hear the music?

does the chipmunk have to follow?

4] What is the difference bewteen a duck?

do antelope have wings?

and my questions...

1) if phones have numbers, why does the ring have to be so loud?

2) why are dictionaries so thick if thesaurus' have to lie?

3) do you use elmers glue on your hair, or do you use cememnt on your finger nales?

4) what turns you on during a blizzard festival in hawaii while chewing gum?

5)tooth brushes. why?

6) racoons and rulers are similar in 1049 differnt ways and contrast in infinity different ways. list all

so I sent him my smart assed reply, which i shall include ALL here (including the 84 reasons i came up with as to how raccoons and rulers differ)

1) if phones have numbers, why does the ring have to be so loud?

thats not a ring. they just emit a special frequency noise that only magical aliens can hear.

2) why are dictionaries so thick if thesaurus' have to lie?

because Webster was a crack addict

3) do you use elmers glue on your hair, or do you use cememnt on your finger nales?

Way back when when I was in kindergarten, we had these activity boxes that each little sproglet would get to take home for the weekend with the sole purpose being to drive our parents completely batshit. so i of course recieve the one where we got a little baggy of cement, the object being that we mix it with water in a dixie cup. What the point of that was, i’ll never know, since all i remember is me suddenly realizing that maybe i should wash off this stuff that was slowly hardening to a crust between my fingers, and taking my poor 5-year-old hand with it. so i’ll simply leave it at that and blame you for any emotional trauma that this suppressed memory brings back.

4) what turns you on during a blizzard festival in hawaii while chewing gum?

If all the blizzards are strawberry flavored, and the gum is latex.

5)tooth brushes. why?

Because of their bristly goodness

6) racoons and rulers are similar in 1049 differnt ways and contrast in infinity different ways. list all

Sorry, i only made it up to 84

How Raccoons and Rulers are similar

1 -- they both start with R

2 -- they both are found in minnesota

3 -- i have no real opinion about either of them

4 -- they both go “thwap” when you hit them with something

5 -- if you run them over with a car, they WILL break

6 -- they both are recycleable

7 -- neither of them are found in outer space

8 -- they both come in brown

9 -- both float in water

10 -- i’ve been within 10 feet of both items

11 -- both have stripes

12 -- they both would fit in a backpack

13 -- they’re both pretty boring

14 -- they’re both smaller than a really big breadbox

15 -- neither of them could stand up to a streamroller

16 -- both come in various sizes

17 -- both are printed on tshirts

18 -- both have evolved over time

19 -- neither one of them is a carrot

20 -- both contain at least one letter twice

21 -- both are nouns

22 -- both come in various colors

23 -- both are legal to transport in airplanes

24 -- both need an ‘s’ added to them to become plural

25 -- both make rather nice projectiles

26 -- both are used in the making of a raccoon-skin hat

27 -- neither do very well in a volcano

28 -- given a choice, a bear would rather eat the raccoon but if he was really hungry he’d eat the ruler too

29 -- both are made of organic materials

30 -- i can draw both of them

31 -- you can bake them both as long as you want, it won’t make them any more edible

32 -- if you were starving you could eat both of them. we’re talking “i already ate my feet and my friend’s feet and my friend” starving

33 -- if you felt like it, you could make both of these in a lab. i’m speaking, of course, of the “test-tube-raccoon and ruler” lab.

34 -- both have shown up in movies

35 -- both appear on the learning channel

36 -- you can get AIM icons of both of them

37 -- both procreate

38 -- both lie very still and dormant-like after death

39 -- both of them can be carved up with a knife

40 -- both are part of the average person’s vocabulary

41 -- they’re both molecular

42 -- they both can be spraypainted

43 -- neither wear clothes

44 -- both weigh less than a monster-truck tire

45 -- neither is an element

46 -- both are flammable

47 -- both have the ability to spontaneously combust

48 -- neither can fly (on their own)

49 -- neither has sex for pleasure (something you taught me)

50 -- neither could locate guam on a map

51 -- you can trip over both of them

52 -- they both make neat noises when trodden upon

53 -- they’re both decorative

54 -- if you tried hard enough, you could kill somone with either item

55 -- they’re both in the dictionary

56 -- neither has ever been admitted into NASA

57 -- both make excellent pizza toppings

58 -- neither pay taxes

59 -- both are heterogyneous

60 -- both flurble when left to their own devices

61 -- both can be immortalized in bronze

62 -- both become soggy when watered

63 -- both can be reduced to charcoal

64 -- both come in gray

65 -- both obey the laws of gravity

66 -- both are legally allowed to exist in all 50 states

67 -- pioneers were familiar with both items

68 -- both are harmfull if ingested whole

69 -- both are cool things to use in kinky sex

70 -- both live in trees

71 -- both become useful after death

72 -- both make bad frisbees

73 -- both make good chew toys

74 -- neither have a crayola crayon color named after them

75 -- neither should be used in the operation of a firearm, but i’m not saying you can’t

76 -- a vampire wouldn’t have much effect on either of them

77 -- neither would the mummy’s curse, for that matter

78 -- you could hoiste either of them up any flagpole, and nobody would salute them

79 -- they’re both moderately clever

80 -- neither would recognize Ozzy if he came up and bit their heads off

81 -- both look better in plaid than in floral prints

82 -- neither one has a themesong

83 -- neither one gives a crap about the Real World

84 -- they both stink

THEN he sent me this:

6) raccoons and rulers are similar in 1049 different ways and contrast in infinity different ways. list all

Sorry, i only made it up to 84

i was expecting a few maybe... but not 84...

6 -- they both are recyclable

lets face it no one actually recycles rulers...

23 -- both are legal to transport in airplanes

i'm not so sure about that i mean i'm pretty sure i could hold up a plain with a well trained raccoon...

24 -- both need an ‘s’ added to them to become plural

along with about every other noun in english...

25 -- both make rather nice projectiles

now that i agree with...

27 -- neither do very well in a volcano

i don't think there are many things that would do well against a volcano...

31 -- you can bake them both as long as you want, it won’t make them any more edible

you liar!! ruler is considered a delicacy in some countries...

32 -- if you were starving you could eat both of them. we’re talking “i already ate my feet and my friend’s feet and my friend”

starving

i'm thinking i would eat my hands before i eat the raccoon meaning he would have to crawl in my mouth for me to eat him cuz i

would have no hands so i think i would die before i eat it

37 -- both procreate

you turn your back on 2 rulers in a dark room and its not a pretty site...

39 -- both of them can be carved up with a knife

you should see some of the raccoon carvings i have...

46 -- both are flammable

this goes alone with the projectile one, put the 2 together and... WOOHOO!!

49 -- neither has sex for pleasure (something you taught me)

i take pride in the fact that i taught you such an important fact, however someone told me dolphins have sex for pleasure too

which kinda makes sense they have big brains

50 -- neither could locate guam on a map

i can't find guam on a map

53 -- they’re both decorative

especially when well carved

54 -- if you tried hard enough, you could kill someone with either item

this brings me back to the plain one...

56 -- neither has ever been admitted into NASA

but dogs have... those species-ist bastards!

57 -- both make excellent pizza toppings

like i was saying a delicacy...

59 -- both are heterogyneous

i have no idea what that word means but cuz you used it i betting you know what your talking about....

61 -- both can be immortalized in bronze

so can the great justin!!!

66 -- both are legally allowed to exist in all 50 states

i'm not so sure about that one... i'll have to check...

68 -- both are harmfull if ingested whole

and i think that would give you hair balls

69 -- both are cool things to use in kinky sex

so true.... so true....

76 -- a vampire wouldn’t have much effect on either of them

but immagine it! a super-vampire-raccoon!!

78 -- you could hoiste either of them up any flagpole, and nobody would salute them

pffff.... i would salute the raccoon

81 -- both look better in plaid than in floral prints

who doesn't look beter in plaid then in floral...

82 -- neither one has a themesong

just cuz you said that now i am going to make a theme song for the raccoons..

I don’t have the reply i sent him, but it contained me telling him that sheep doesnt’ need an “s” to be plural, i laughed so hard at his email i choked on a pen i was eating, and that if he was making a theme song it had BETTER have a dance to go with it and that dance had better involve the removal of clothing. his final reply was “i take the fact that i made you choke to be a great achivement on my part... you so right sheeps is fun to say.... why would i make a dance that didn't invalve the removal of clothes? thats just crazy talk”

i quit. goodnight

-shuu, over and out

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