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<<02.14.03 10:03>>
Get up and dance like a bloody irish man...or ton cruise. Or you could just hit yourself in the face with a dead elephant


Awwww, doesn't Die look all cute and valenine-y? Yes he does! yes, da widdle die-chan does desu neeeeeeee!

A sproinkiful valentines day with no school suits me just fine, I gave justin something yesterday and felt happy. =^^= Our IM conversations volley between three topis: non-existant conversation [ok, not really a topic but yeah..] something about computers, something cute, or something depressing but this one doesn't really happen much anymore.

I was trying to think of a custom that is uniquely american, and I think i got it:

Licking your Fork.

If you don't know what I'm talking about, you were either a] never a kid, or b] rich enough that you were used to eating meals where each course had it's own damn fork. Thus, i shall explain:

When a child consumes a meal and afterwards the dessert is some sort of dish such as a pie that requires [usually] forks or spoons to eat it, the child is obligated by the International [although I guess it would just be the american? since this is american tradition haha] Childrens Law to lick his or her fork in order to ensure that no meatloaf particles are left on the fork to interfere with the goodness that is Pie.

I query at the wonderness of my downloads! And hope to the Great spirit of my Religion Test that not only did I not remember [nor care] if the Apache had anything to do with the Potowotmi or my own dear Mighty Chipmunk....DIDN'T IT?

But in other words the grace of All may come to pass and i might give in to supreme boredom and watch anime, which is sad that it comes AFTER my piano practicing, which slightly worries me that I have the gall to sit down and bang on a dead elephant for hours on end but I can't even turn off my brain and watch Excel turn herself inside out or Miki develop yet another crisis personality or hell, even some chick get tentacle-raped. And really...and elephant! Surely my weasel-cracked brain could come up with something more engaging than that! What I really need is a piano made from the spines of People I Don't Like!

And the more I play with my hair the more snargly it gets, like some sort of deranged CanCan line of Squirrels has been practicing the shuffleball chain in it.

Hey Bally-bally, Hey Nonny-nonny

-shuu


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This is the way we skip and skip, lalala, lalala -

THE JUSTICE HOLE; STANDBY FOR SUPER CREDITS -

mumble mice of the fourth planet -

I am the person pouring my beer into your bunny slippers -

dland