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<<10.02.03 8:27>> whoppie. so as i drive about with my overpriced urbanized chinese food that i drove way too far to get, and the guy who sold it to me wasn't even chinese and was about 2 feet taller than me and was scary. anywho, as soon as a turned a corner, i learned that a bag of chinese food is about as stable as a brain wave. thus, shouting "NO! DON'T FALL OVER! DAMN YOU! NO SPILLING WONTONS ON IN MY CAR!!" has absolutely zero effect on the top-heavy bag of food. So i got smart [yeah right] and rigged up this lovely ubber attractive Anti-Not-Even-Real-Chinese-Food-No-Falling-Over device. It basically involved hooking the plastic bag handles over my emergency brake, stick shift, and little cap that goes over the lighter thing when i'm not using it, which is all the time because i'm not a smoking moron. "BREAST IMPLANTS....AND SUICIDE. AT 10" -CBS news ad anyways, i felt damn special. also, i felt special because i was walking along and i saw a pt cruiser with automatic transmission so i had to go over and plaster my face to the window and examine it. And damn, that is an ugly mutherfuxxer. it wasn't even nice and cute and on the steering column, it was down in the middle. barf. heidi's car looks like a bullet train. i laughed when she passed me on the highway. then i realized she was passing me and got disgruntled. why do people drive so goddamn fast on the way? your only rushing yourself to misery. dumbasses. so then i drove home inhaling the uuber goodness of overpriced grease. then i saw the sunset in all three mirrors, it was all red and cool and i was driving into blue with red behind me and i felt like i was driving away from heaven. and thats all i have today. csi is on. we get to find out who killed the couple-killing couple. ~shuu - - This is the way we skip and skip, lalala, lalala - THE JUSTICE HOLE; STANDBY FOR SUPER CREDITS - |