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<<01.10.04 5:24>> Before the Visual Kei academy shut down, they were open...erm, and so, in conclusion, there was this one picture in the amusingly altered by crazed fangirls section, of some live [I think it was Diru] where...oh damn, i wish i could remember who it was...anyways, one was kneeling down in front of the guitarist and the caption was "on your knees and smile like a donut!" smile like a donut, you guys. now I realize that if you're just sitting there, and you just got off of work and your tired and crabby or your eating something you hate like spaghettios [which means there is something not quite right with you if you hate spaghettios...actually, they aren't really that pleasant a food...ok, forget it] OR your a feminazi...that you don't find the above phrase all that entertaining. well, i'm a fool with a brain like a turnip shaped like something unpleasant. *I* found that phrase RATHER entertaining, such that i spent a great deal of time yesterday curled up, hunching over my desk and my shoulders shake and tears roll down my face. Because it was INCREDIBLY FUNNY AT THE TIME, OK?!! I'm sure if someone said that to me in all seriousness, I'd start laughing, and then it would kill the mood and they'd be angry at me. Wahhhh.. I was talking about it with Schawnne when we were doing volunteer work today and I was not all happy because when you're a chick, you can't say that to a guy. If i said such a thing, they would prolly say "Whut, R U syko U Bizach?" [because i think the closest i will ever get to actual sex is cybering hahahaha EW][oh my god, why am i talking like this? what am i talking about?] ANYWAYS, illness and drug and Osaka noodle bowl induced rambling aside, we decided that what a girl would have to say is "On your knees and smile like a happy banana!" As I was driving home, i was thinking about it...and banana's can't really be happy, now can they? we weren't even talking about that part of the anatomy...at least, i wasn't. if you had to get on your knees to be a happy banana, then there is a problem. you get on your knees to be a regular banana, unless schawnne eats them differently then regular people. i'm starting to think she and i were talking about 2 different things... Oh, but there is a quasi-amusingly-tragic story about volunteering: last night, i was completely wiped out...i blew off justin, who called and obviously wanted to get together but i did that really mean thing where you say "oh, i'm so fucking exhausted and i need to die" as soon as they ask how you are, so then they don't even bother to ask if you wanna hang out and obviously are kinda let down by it...mean shuu...anyways, i wound up going to sleep around 10pm [which is good, considering over the past week the earliest i had gotten in was around 1 or 2 am] and i set my alarm for 7:45. Then i had a fucked up dream about Adien Brody. Then my alarm went off, singing a song about a guy from Philly. So i turned it off. When i woke up again, the clock said 9:27, so i started screaming. At 9:29, i was IN MY FUCKING CAR PULLING OUT OF THE DRIVEWAY AND CURSING THE VERY EXISTANCE OF THOSE EVIL PEOPLE WHO *KNEW* I HAD TO BE THERE AT 10, AND DIDN'T BOTHER TO WAKE ME UP OR AT LEAST THROW THINGS IN THE GENERAL DIRECTION OF MY SLEEPING FORM. it was then that i noticed i had no gas. or rather, it was making noises at me that basically mean "FEED ME GAS". not at $1.70 a gallon, you little fuck. made it to maplewood at exactly 10, stumbled in the door of Goodwill all pissy...looked down and went "when the hell did I get dressed?" then remembered that I had been dressed while watching movies last night, which is when i fell asleep. yay for laziness. so thats my story. i feel alternately tired and sick, and mostly both at the same time. also, i'm very bored. ALSO, i saw that demon diary 4 is out, as is gravitation 3 and petshop of horrors 4 [which i bought, yay, yay! however, the slash was severly lacking althought the fruityness was abounding...and my mind colored it's own slasly little tangents] and at suncoast, not only do they have Fake, oh no no no. They have angel sanctuary, which i have been dying for since the version I bought in france refuses to play because it's for a different system...argh. it burns, it burns. [walks around like a zombie] well, i think i'll go reheat some pizza and wallow in a loveless state of being. ~shuu - - This is the way we skip and skip, lalala, lalala - THE JUSTICE HOLE; STANDBY FOR SUPER CREDITS - |